The Hudsonian Student Newspaper

Coach becomes player next season(April Fools!)

John C. Longton III Sports Editor In an unheard of move, Mike Long is stepping down as the Head Coach

Caesar Milan Dog Manager You’ve been slaving away in the Marvin Library all day on that research paper for English

Jade Gold Article Writer Victor E. Knight, SUNY Geneseo’s mascot, will replace Viking as a result of his loss in

TyNeil McLer Editing Manager Customized spaces will be available for student drivers with non-conforming parking preferences. Two hundred new parking

Tylo Ren Managing Auditor The nearly $50 Lego student housing project has been cancelled. Originally expected to take three hours

Juan Carlos Lacrosse Scout With a winless season in sight, the Vikings lacrosse team looks ahead towards the number one

Lucifer MacCheese Copy Eater Hudson Valley food waste composting has revitalized 3,000 acres of deforested Amazon Rainforest land. “Miles of

James Madison Constitution Editor Hudson Valley is trying to change to the United States Constitution by withholding politician paychecks. “Money

Caitlin Jansson Staff Writer A new study by the Academic Senate suggests that students are struggling to maintain their GPAs

Tyler McNeil Editor-in-Cheese The new Crunch Route Supreme has been planned to stuff seats this fall. “We want to make