Archive for April, 2017

Copy of Unforeseen candidate jumps in race for senate president

Copy of Unforeseen candidate jumps in race for senate president

April 19, 2017 at 10:36 am 0 comments

Hunter Wallace Meme Writer Plank, a new Hudson Valley student, has announced his plans to run for president of Student Senate. Plank comes from a small neighborhood of closely-knit families. Many students support his decision to seek a position in Student Senate. “Plank is truly a standup guy,” said JohnnyRead More

Trump deports community college to academic Heaven

April 19, 2017 at 10:32 am 0 comments

Hunter Wallace Meme Writer President Donald Trump announced last Monday that community colleges throughout the nation will be banned as of 2018. The announcement came directly from the president following an encounter with British Prime Minister Theresa May. “The current higher education system in America is simply substandard; we haveRead More

Copy of Want to purse memes as a career? Start at HVCC!

April 19, 2017 at 10:27 am 0 comments

Ya Boi, Hool (Julio Rodriguez) Meme Prince (Creative Editor) Prospective students can look forward to a new Associate of Arts in Memetics coming to Hudson Valley Community College during the 2017-18 academic year. College officials decided to adopt the degree program after heightened interest and pressure to introduce memes intoRead More

Pepe speaks out over harassment on campus

Pepe speaks out over harassment on campus

April 10, 2017 at 1:54 pm 0 comments

Jenny Caulfield Meme-in-Chief Stereotyping of a student amphibian has led to a Hudson Valley student facing harassment on campus. “The worst part was being hanged so much,” said Pepe on the attacks. Pepe has experienced a variety of different personal attacks since he started at Hudson Valley in the fall.Read More

Vikings become the Field Mice

Vikings become the Field Mice

April 10, 2017 at 1:49 pm 0 comments

Shelby Collins Copy Editor Hudson Valley will be adopting the field mouse as their mascot for the 2017-2018 academic year. “The college felt that a ‘Viking’ was a misrepresentation of the athletic ability and overall interest in athletics of our students,” said interim executive director of communications and marketing, KevinRead More

Natural swimmer leads first- year team into new waters

Natural swimmer leads first- year team into new waters

April 10, 2017 at 1:45 pm 0 comments

Rachel Simpson Guest Contributor The Viking Women’s Swim Team dives into their inaugural season next fall hopeful of winning a championship. With the help of one distinctive freshman athlete, they are expected to be decorating the newly constructed Matonak Aquatics Facility with 2018’s National Title trophy. “It will be aRead More

Sports balls tired of being kicked around

April 10, 2017 at 1:40 pm 0 comments

Zoey Deno Staff Writer Balls used for sports on campus are tired of being kicked and thrown around. Psychic student Destiny Walsh provides insight into the thoughts of the Hudson Valley Athletics Department’s balls. According to human services major and clairvoyant Destiny Walsh, Walsh has been blessed with the giftRead More